Stumbling around the internet I just happened upon this site full of puns.
These two made me laugh out loud (yes, I actually lol’d):
…Baby seal walks into a club… what a tragedy…
and
…A guy walks into a bar. “OUCH!”…
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Another one on the puny site (*heehee*) reminded me of a joke my favorite ex-roomie tells a lot:
What do Budweiser and sex in a canoe have in common? (more…)
Here’s a poem-y text fragment I wrote in my poem-y diary just about three years ago:
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I had a good cry today. Didn’t help. (more…)Today, I was invited by a friend from work and her husband to take their recently adopted viper red ‘65 Mustang for a spin with them.
Please hold the line while I *faint*.
For those out there who are not familiar with this magnum opus of a car, here’s what it looks like:
For the last two years, whenever I’d been staying at Hubby’s, he’d make me sit on one very uncomfortable wooden folding chair after another in front of the computer. I even had to steal my own cushion out from under the cats purring away sleeping in the old armchair. (more…)
Tonight, while I was asleep, as good girls should be at night – which doesn’t tell you anything about me being good or bad or a girl of either of these convictions because for all you know I could be an averagely okay-behaved boy who just happened to be asleep at night because he accidentally misread the clock – I had a great idea. (more…)
